Captain: Emlyn Briscoe and Adam Ross

Back story: the Men's 3s team, aka Senators, was formed slightly after the foundation of the club in 1898, as a way to allow first team players who didn't train to still get a game. This season they have decided to compete in the East League, after growing bored of the London League (and running out of pubs that would let them in!)

Top Goalscorer: former team member David "Ozzy" Oswin holds the record for most own goals, but real players don't have to score to be winners. Many forwards are proud of their zero goal record!

Team tradition: "We used to do MoM and DoD, but the umpire kept winning DoD and we could never decide on a MoM, so we mainly just sit around and say rude things about the 4s."